teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done

I hate my friends

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

(via 50shadesofneigh)

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via jadeharleysprite)

katie-kapulet:

whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

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pizza:

*sells soul to the devil for chicken nuggets*

(via slutcentre)

ibara-san:

itscooltolovejesus:

what a bunch of lil shits

blossom you dont even have a fucking nose

(Source: femburton, via hagridshotbuttcrack)